Your Daily Advice

[unpopular]

And the first mouse as well.

 

[Kazooie]

Size is but a way for women to choose who they want, and men to choose who they don't.

 

[Kazooie]

Oil is the heavenly invention destined to be rubbed all over the back of a big hairy man on a beech in your imagination.

 

[ratssass]

..give a man a fish,he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish,and you'll be able to sell him bait.

 

[Kazooie]

Sleep is ambrosial to the sleepless.

 

[Kazooie]

Skip the date and go in with the rufies.

 

[EIngerson]

If you're just going to make excuses, don't post your photos for C$C.

 

[Kazooie]

Sleep is magic and will make you feel good.

 

[unpopular]

That's almost as bad the my wife's coworker who she blew the whistle on. When asked to attend a thursday meeting on tuesday to discuss the accusations, she couldn't because "her cat died".

 

[Kazooie]

Idle chatter is the gateway to being violated.

 

[Kazooie]

Humor is key to sweetening a sour fist.

 

[Kazooie]

Accidentals can change the tone of a chord entirely, for the better or for the worst.

 

[Kazooie]

A lost mind is a gained friendship.

 

[Kazooie]

A puddle of warm human feces is better than any alarm clock in the world at waking you up.

 

[Kazooie]

Live life today, for tomarrow is exactly that: tomarrow.