Your Daily Advice

[Kazooie]

Open your eyes, you'd be surprised what you see.

 

[Kazooie]

Curvy pride is the best kind.

 

[Kazooie]

Unwanted heroin can be almost forced onto you.

 

[Kazooie]

There is nothing like a good friendzoning.

 

[Kazooie]

Likewise, there is nothing better then fattening yourself up after bad news.

 

[Dinardy]

Always fart in an elevator while at full capacity. It will be a forever joyous moment

Sent from my iPhone

 

[Kazooie]

Smartphones are a marvel of today.

 

[Kazooie]

Exercise means you can eat more... right?

 

[Kazooie]

Some people just give off that vibe.

 

[Overread]

When 5 feet isn't enough its time for 6 feet and a 1 foot underground fence

 

[Kazooie]

Labradoodles will do anything to escape.

 

[ffarl]

You can't really say "happiness" without saying "penis". Too much?

 

[Kazooie]

The best coffee is the homemade kind!

 

[Kazooie]

Likewise, the best happiness is the one that happens outside the home.

 

[Kazooie]

Copy and paste. Copy and paste.