Your Daily Advice

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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

 

[Kazooie]

Love your family, they might be take a bunch of pills and end in a mental hospital for the next four weeks because of it.

 

[molested_cow]

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[Kazooie]

Being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

 

[Kazooie]

No one can claim your butt. It is yours and yours alone. But you *can* rent it out to people who have no butts.

 

[Kazooie]

And also, everyone needs some fun every now and then:
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[Kazooie]

Don't associate Australians with New Zealands.

 

[Kazooie]

It really does take a monkey to do a monkey's job.

 

[kundalini]

 

[kundalini]

Do not eat yellow snow.

FZ

 

[Kazooie]

Electricity can and will hurt you.

 

[Tuffythepug]

If you see a table set up in front of the grocery store with cute little girls selling Girl Scout Cookies don't ask them if they are made out of real girl scouts: They may be cute but they do not have a sense of humor

 

[Kazooie]

Forgetting your underwear can open doors to worlds you didn't even know existed before.

 

[Kazooie]

Go out and make friends. Having the right connections can help tremendously.

 

[swiftparkour94]

Go out and make friends. Having the right connections can help tremendously.

+1

Shoot all day at a popular tourists place with a ton of your gear (and actually use it, don't just show off) for 12 straight hours and hope people come up to you and offer you a job (I found this out myself unexpectedly). Happened to me 3 times one day in Oceanside CA, and one of them was the owner of the beach condos wanting some interior room shots. Too bad I was just on vacation, cannot wait to move there