Your Daily Advice

[Kazooie]

If you get a PM, letter, email, IM, or picture from someone named 'Moe Lester', it's best no to open, view, or gaze at it.

 

[MLeeK]

OK.
Care to share the dirt? Why?

 

[Overread]

If a user is abusing the PM system on the forums you can report PMs just like posts in the forum for the mods to deal with. If you don't report the PMs we won't see them and won't be able to act.

 

[Derrel]

OK.
Care to share the dirt? Why?

Not sure if you "get it" or not..."moe lester"...ya know????

 

[Parker219]

If you are 99% sure it is a fart....better think about IF it is that 1%, and how that might effect your day...

 

[Kazooie]

Get a joke!

 

[Kazooie]

If you see a penny on the ground, don't pick it up. It could be a trap!

 

[Kazooie]

Don't pretend to be someone else: chances are the person you're pretending to be is uglier than the real you.

 

[Kazooie]

Be grateful when someone critiques you. When you screw up and people see but don't comment, it means they gave up.

 

[Kazooie]

Gluing CD's onto your naked body will not make your 70's themed party any more authentic. It might get you arrested, actually.

 

[JoshuaSimPhotography]

Don't pretend to be someone else: chances are the person you're pretending to be is uglier than the real you.

Exactly! Be proud of who you are! But that's kinda contradictory, considering you wanna lose so much weight

 

[Kazooie]

Others opinions are valuable, but staying true to what you believe in is even better.

 

[unpopular]

UPS deliveries will come when you step away from home, no matter how brief.

 

[Kazooie]

A day forgotten is a day wasted.

 

[unpopular]

a day wasted is a day forgotten.