Your Daily Advice

[Kazooie]

A good troll is better than no troll.

 

[unpopular]

If trying to convince a toddler to take a bath, don't remove his clothing, then put on a funk album. The bath won't happen. But there will be dancing.

 

[pixmedic]

 

[Kazooie]

I'm not 3 days late, I'm just a time traveler and you should never expect things on time.

 

[Kazooie]

Sleep is great and makes you feel good.

 

[runnah]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...unless that is your thing, but hey I don't judge.

 

[rexbobcat]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...unless that is your thing, but hey I don't judge.

Like R. Kelly's dream date.

 

[Kazooie]

Uric acid, commonly extracted from cow urine, is often found in shampoos. So to get clean, one must lather up with some cow piss.

 

[Kazooie]

Somewhere, over a rainbow, blue birds really do fly. Because birds fly in the sky and chances are that somewhere in the world there are blue birds and rainbows in the same sky.

 

[Kazooie]

Poke a man in the eye and he'll be blind for a day. Cut off his head and he won't ever bother you again.

 

[Kazooie]

Even the greatest singers can accidentally look like they are taking a dump if they don't raise their eyebrows.

 

[Kazooie]

Everybody loves kung-foo fi-

No. Not everyone loves kung-foo fighting.

 

[Kazooie]

Don't lock your children in cages, they will grow up to hate you!

 

[unpopular]

^^^ huh.

 

[Kazooie]

Misunderstood advice is misplaced advice.