Your Daily Advice

[Photographiend]

When you see your wife struggling with a lid, I do not advise responding with "Would you like some help wimp lady?"at the off change you may find yourself later trying to saw the lid off that very container.

 

[techniker]

If you let the 5 year old help with packing lunches, you had better double check the contents or you might just end up with a beer as your beverage.

Sounds like they are learning right.

 

[Kazooie]

1 in 10 people don't believe you.

 

[Kazooie]

A cup of tea makes some pea!

 

[Kazooie]

A change in attire should not be attributed to social expectations.

 

[Photographiend]

1 in 10 people don't believe you.

Me thinks your ratio is a little off.

 

[Photographiend]

When you realize your bar soap is slipperier than usual, trying to tighten your grip will only result in launching it across the shower where it may just bounce off the far wall, out through a gap in the curtain and onto the bathroom floor.

Ninja Soap : 1 , Photographiend : 0

 

[Kazooie]

Don't drop the soap.

 

[Kazooie]

Chai with whipped cream is a moral crime, and splatters everywhere.

 

[TATTRAT]

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

 

[Kazooie]

Water stops puffiness of the face.

 

[Photographiend]

If your wife is enjoying an egg salad sandwich and comes across something hard, don't suggest it is a beak...

 

[Kazooie]

Bowties and white shirts will not make you able to pass off as a Churchie.

 

[Kazooie]

To put off on work is to put off on fun.


Right?

 

[Photographiend]

"Never have more children than you have arms to grab them with." A previous co-worker