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Said yogurt belongs in r/popping
 
Enriched brine is probably not enriched for you.
 
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

Suess
 
Tea is the lifeblood of health.
 
If you want to freak out your neighbors, name your wifi "FBI surveillance van"
 
The proof is in the liar.
 
Pigs are men, therfor pig is disgusting.
 
Disappointment is the path of life.
 
If you let the 5 year old help with packing lunches, you had better double check the contents or you might just end up with a beer as your beverage.
 
Lifting furniture + a pet cat = Disaster
 
"The Burning Ring of Fire", the aftermath of a spicy indulgence.
 
Sometimes humbling ones self is realizing that when it comes to some things Monkies are still smarter.

 
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Something I learned from my 5 year old : A cat's tail can not be used as a stylus.
 

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