I got over to the Toronto zoo today, bright and early. Big mistake. Most of the animals were as exciting as watchin paint dry. The tigers were not even out, and the keeper said they were locked inside, cause they were "stressed" But I managed to get a few shots before the crowds got there. ...if they could only speak....wonder what he would be saying. ..draining the ear of some water. ....'what no spoon? ...."ya wanna hear a good one.......this horse walks into a bar, and steps up to order a drink. The bartender looks at him and say...."Hey...why the long face".........oh I kill me"