I robbed a pole and it sucked.

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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Find your birthday...

    January: I partied with
    February: I had babies with
    March: I felt up
    April: I messed around with
    May: I peed on
    June: I robbed
    July: I ate
    August: I shot
    September: I beat up
    October: I dressed up as
    November: I got married to
    December: I had drunken sex with

    Find the day of your birthday ...

    1: some random girl
    2: Michael Jackson
    3: some random guy
    4: a book
    5: Frankenstein
    6: Martha Stewart
    7: a bottle of Hennesse
    8: a flamingo
    9: a bag of chips
    10: a chair
    11: Dick Cheney
    12: my English teacher
    13: a Teletubby
    14: myself
    15: a ninja
    16: a penguin
    17: a pole
    18: an apple
    19: a box
    20: my finger
    21: George Bush
    22: a cell phone
    23: Ron Jeremy
    24: a statue
    25: a gnome
    26: a hippo
    27: my shoes
    28: a prostitute
    29: a porn star
    30: my best friend
    31: a cat

    Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

    A: for the money
    B: for the hell of it
    C: and it sucked
    D: to be cool
    E: to be naked
    F: to eat cheese
    G: but my mom told me to
    H: for my girlfriend
    I: for my boyfriend
    J: to be sexy
    K: and I had twins
    L: at school
    M: and it was fun
    N: and I got sick
    O: and I threw up
    P: and something shrank
    Q: in the pool
    R: and then I streaked
    S: and it was boring
    T: because I was drunk
    U: for a shopping spree
    V: and I liked it
    W: in the dark
    X: and I had a sex change
    Y: under the sheets
    Z: in a laundry mat
     
  2. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I beat up Michael Jackson and it sucked.

    ....and here I thought that would be kinda cool :biglaugh:
     
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    Alexandra TPF Noob!

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    I ate Martha Stewart for the money...
     
  4. Verbal

    Verbal $100

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    I ate a telletubby to be sexy.


    No, seriously... I did!
     
  5. Verbal

    Verbal $100

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    ROFL, this is the one for my ex-girlfriend...

    "I had drunken sex with some random girl for the money."

    Boy, I'm glad I dumped her now!!!
     
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    Unimaxium TPF Noob!

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    I beat up a statue and it was boring.
     
  7. LittleMan

    LittleMan TPF Noob!

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    I dressed up as a prostitute and it sucked. :meh:
     
  8. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    I partied with myself to be naked! :biglaugh:
     
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    Scott WRG Editor King of Smoothness

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    I apparently had drunken sex with a prostitute and it was boring...

    my question is how did you guys find out?
     
  10. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    I had babies with my english teacher and they were twins.

    And my english teacher was Ms Brown :shock:
     
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    photo gal TPF Noob!

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    I had babies with a gnome and it sucked!
     
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    Do these have anything to do with each other? :confused:




    :lmao:
     

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