I robbed a pole and it sucked.

[LittleMan]

'I messed around with Martha Stewart to be cool'

:shock: You're still not cool man... sorry. :shock:

 

[woodsac]

I got married to a prostitute to be sexy
(musta been 1 ugly hooker to make me sexy)

 

[Andrea K]

I shot Michael Jackson for the money!


aww man...

 

[clarinetJWD]

I peed on a bottle of Hennesse to be sexy.

 

[Mitica100]

I beat up my best friend to be cool. Cool!!!8)8)8)

 

[LaFoto]

Seems like all the December-borns "had drunken sex with" someone or something :shock:, and all those whose names start in "C" (Corry, Chase, Chris, Corinna... for that matter!) find that "it sucked".

Well. Since my birthday is on the 22nd of December, you may find out for yourselves what I am supposed to have had drunken sex with.............. :roll: - and I don't even own one.........

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I ate an apple, but my Mom told me to...

How come I get the unfunny one?
You did that on purpose, you rotten swine :hertz:

 

[vixenta]

I felt up my finger to eat cheese...

i'm still trying to figure out where my finger has been :shock:

 

[Rob]

I beat up an apple and then streaked. :hertz:

 

[LaFoto]

My husband WOULD get "I shot Martha Steward for the money" :mrgreen:

And both my children have "messed around with" someone or something, the one with "a bottle of Hennessy" and the other with "a statue", now the question remains, why?

Ah. For the first "it was boring". But the other, who "messed around with a statue" did so "to eat cheese" :scratch: ????

And sure, Graham, would Corry FIRST look up your birthday and THEN decide this could be fun for EVERYONE on board...........


........but you! :greenpbl:

 

[born a fool]

I messed around with some random girl and it was boring...

 

[Luminosity]

I shot a Teletubbie because I was drunk.

 

[LittleMan]

I shot a Teletubbie because I was drunk.

I would shoot one if I wasn't drunk... :mrgreen:

 

[aprilraven]

I had babies with a gnome and it sucked!

now your just braggin'...!!!! :mrgreen:

i messed around with martha stewart and got sick.....

well no kidding... ya know where she's been???? sheeze...( hello, i'm a rocket scientist... whatevah :greenpbl: )

 

[PreludeX]

I ate dick cheney and had twins