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  1. Luminosity

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    Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Big Mike can be seen from space!
    There are more than two hundred different kinds of Big Mike.
    Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Big Mike is near!
    While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Big Mike!
    It's bad luck to whistle near Big Mike.
    Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Big Mike.
    Big Mike has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
    Big Mike can use only about ten percent of his brain!
    Apples are covered with a thin layer of Big Mike.
    Big Mike is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
     
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  7. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    1. Tina can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
    2. Tina has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
    Dont these sort of go against each other?
     
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    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of van Rental.


    HAHHAHHAH!
     
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    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    1. Two grams of Joe provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
    2. You should always open Joe at least an hour before drinking him.
    3. Joe can turn his stomach inside out.
    4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Joe.
    5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joe to reach the earth's core.
    6. Joe can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
    7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Joe.
    8. Snow White's coffin was made of Joe!
    9. Joe is the world's tallest woman.
    10. Joe is the largest of Saturn's moons!

    :shock:
     
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    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Carolyn and compline.

    Congrats! You've replaced Vespers!
     
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    1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Rob.
    2. Finding Rob on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
    3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Rob.
    4. Rob is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
    5. Rob is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
    6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Rob!
    7. Rob will often glow under UV light.
    8. Half a cup of Rob contains only seventeen calories!
    9. You should always open Rob at least an hour before drinking him.
    10. India tested its first nuclear Rob in 1974.
     
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    1. Ideally, jen should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
    2. Jen has three eyelids.
    3. Reindeer like to eat jen.
    4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of jen!
    5. You can tell if jen has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
    6. If you break jen, you will get seven years of bad luck!
    7. An average beaver can cut down jen every year!
    8. Astronauts get taller when they are in jen. :cokespit:
    9. Jen once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
    10. Jen can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
     

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