Osmer_Toby
TPF Noob!
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- Jun 4, 2003
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c'mon, don't tell me the thought hasn't gone through your head. really, he must be a spy. "for whom?" you might ask. i'll tell you.
he's a spy for big boys. truth is, he's one of them. he's here to
a) keep an eye on us little boys, make sure we're not thinking of causing mass civil unrest by deciding to become big boys all at once, arbitrarily, thereby making the rank of big boy meaningless.
b) learn all of our little boy techniques - sometimes we all get lucky, eh?
how do i know he's one of them? well, you've known it all along, too, at some gut level. betcha anything something at the back of your subconscious has been tickling your mind everytime you check out his work. why?
cause he's a big boy!!
want more proof?
read his critiques. he knows too damn much to be a little boy.
more proof?
look at the quote above his avatar.
need i say more?
ok, one more piece of evidence.
this bewt thing. he's playing tricks with our minds in an attempt to keep us off balance. bewt. boot. c'mon.
only a big boy would come up with that one.
watch what you say around him.....
he's a spy for big boys. truth is, he's one of them. he's here to
a) keep an eye on us little boys, make sure we're not thinking of causing mass civil unrest by deciding to become big boys all at once, arbitrarily, thereby making the rank of big boy meaningless.
b) learn all of our little boy techniques - sometimes we all get lucky, eh?
how do i know he's one of them? well, you've known it all along, too, at some gut level. betcha anything something at the back of your subconscious has been tickling your mind everytime you check out his work. why?
cause he's a big boy!!
want more proof?
read his critiques. he knows too damn much to be a little boy.
more proof?
look at the quote above his avatar.
need i say more?
ok, one more piece of evidence.
this bewt thing. he's playing tricks with our minds in an attempt to keep us off balance. bewt. boot. c'mon.
only a big boy would come up with that one.
watch what you say around him.....