Alright, I've been nice now it's time to be not nice.
If all you are going to do is take photos of that camera and lens and NOT go outside and shoot with it (grass, trees, birds, dogs, people, ANYTHING) then I'm DM'ing you my address so you can send it to me. I am in the middle of little league baseball here and could put both through the test for the next three weeks.
Don't worry, I'd send it back to you. (Basically because I don't have the money and am afraid they would count my untimely demise as a covid case when my wife killed me.)