Why jump to the other side? Bring your other lenses with you and pick up a 5100 or the 5200 when it eventually comes to the states (or is already available if you live in Fortress Europa).
Remove the Canon's battery, pack the compartment with C4 or ANFO, insert a detonator into the material, place both bodies in water, with the Nikon above, and detonate the explosive. That should do the trick.