Gaaah! I hit 'post' instead of 'report', and now the MODs have deleted the original porn-with-pics post and left me looking like the OP! (As a side note, the original post made reference to 'gay penguins', which amused me greatly)
^^^ Let this be a lesson, folks. Never take too long to respond to a Mod's PM. Or this could happen to you.
Hey LP, re your signature of "The Otter King strikes thunder into the hearts of millions with his unmatched dancing skills", who awarded that title and is there any YouTube video in support?