http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hud/677453250.html
This is the best "seeking musicians" ad ever! :lmao::lmao::lmao:
"As you can see from my picture, I wear chain mail to protect my body from the rigors of extreme playing."
"This monumental effort will require the cooperation of a thunderous bass player with the mind and skills to keep this beast of a freight train on its tracks while a talented drummer will unleash an unrelenting hailstorm of destruction down upon his kingdom of percussion."
"When I host a practice session, I treat it like an Ultimate Fighter match, where nobody leaves until someone taps out."