Anyone know how to read these things??

[MacHoot]

I never could figure these out. lol

 

[480sparky41 40]

It reads, "You are a miracle man. You are going to give birth, which in modern medicine is a physical impossibility. It is suggested you change your phone number and hire both an attorney and publicist. You will be rich beyond your wildest dreams in 8 months, then you will be living in abject poverty five years from now, a broken and forgotten footnote in the annals of medicine."

 

[MacHoot]

I give all the credit to my wife...she peed on the stick! lol

 

[PinkDoor]

Congrats!!!!