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[Corry]

Maybe he was taken hostage in a failed bank robbery, or maybe he got in a car crash and is currently in a coma. You just assume that he doesn't love you enough, or that he doesn't care or forgot? Crikey! Some people are so pessimistic!!



How much money could I make using my photography to make porn?

don't ever say that again.

 

[Corry]

Maybe he was taken hostage in a failed bank robbery, or maybe he got in a car crash and is currently in a coma. You just assume that he doesn't love you enough, or that he doesn't care or forgot? Crikey! Some people are so pessimistic!!



How much money could I make using my photography to make porn?

$9,342.01


Why am I still up when I have to be up in 6 hours and 4 minutes?

 

[jadin]

Why am I still up when I have to be up in 6 hours and 4 minutes?

Cause you're too busy counting the exact time you need to be up by.

don't ever say that again.

Did my satire not make it over the internet?

 

[Verbal]

Cause you're too busy counting the exact time you need to be up by.



Did my satire not make it over the internet?

Yes. Wait, no. Wait, crap, what's sattire?

(lol)

Okay: If E=Mc², then...um...shoot, this was supposed to sound intelligent.

 

[Corry]

Cause you're too busy counting the exact time you need to be up by.



Did my satire not make it over the internet?

It's not that, I knew you were just joking...but that is my biggest fear. I've had that happen to too many people that are close to me. I don't even like to hear those words said (or see them typed, in this case). I'm a bit of a worrier, and trust me, all those things run through my head every time I dont' hear from him during a time I normally would hear from him.


Do you think my boyfriend will like his sweetest day gift from me? I'm makin T-bone steaks (marinating them tonight) with mashed taters, and cheesecake for dessert.

 

[Verbal]

It's not that, I knew you were just joking...but that is my biggest fear. I've had that happen to too many people that are close to me. I don't even like to hear those words said (or see them typed, in this case). I'm a bit of a worrier, and trust me, all those things run through my head every time I dont' hear from him during a time I normally would hear from him.


Do you think my boyfriend will like his sweetest day gift from me? I'm makin T-bone steaks (marinating them tonight) with mashed taters, and cheesecake for dessert.

Well if he doesn't give me a call...you're making my mouth water. Sheesh.

Should I go to bed now?

 

[jadin]

All those things run through my head every time I dont' hear from him during a time I normally would hear from him.

That's exactly what made my post funny...

Well if he doesn't give me a call...you're making my mouth water. Sheesh.

No call me, I'm closer and hungrier.

Should I go to bed now?

No! You have to read my witty responses!

Are you watching "Saturday Night Live" like I am?

 

[Karalee]

That's exactly what made my post funny...



No call me, I'm closer and hungrier.



No! You have to read my witty responses!

Are you watching "Saturday Night Live" like I am?

Nope it was poos sorry because it was the best of David Spade, and ever since the capital one commercials he gets on my nerves.

Whats your middle name?

 

[photogoddess]

I'm not tellin!




What's YOUR middle name?

 

[doenoe]

Pieter

Why did i wake up so early after getting drunk last night

 

[photogoddess]

Because you had to pee???



Why do some people let their kids run all over the place in stores?

 

[doenoe]

they do that so the staff can look after the kids and they can shop around.

Why is it that some people that let their kids run around in stores, dont fall off this earth.................together with their kids?

 

[tmpadmin]

Because the earth is round

Did you get the memo on that?

 

[doenoe]

well, apperently not. Have to speak to my secretary about that, once i get one.

And are you now gonna tell me that the earth rotates around the sun too? That would be too much.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

The Earth doesn't rotate at all - we are all descended from blondes and we're just dizzy.



Why is half of nothing the same and not less?