Attn: Bettybooty

[bace]

Ok, this is dragging on. When will we recieve photographic proof of your existence?

Everyone is anxiously awaiting.

 

[hobbes28]

*news flash*

bace...I don't know how to put it to you nicely so it works out great for me, but bettybooty is bettybooty and no one else. Just a bit of info you may want to have for your conversation with her.

*we now return to our regular scheduled programming*

 

[terri35 7]

I'd tell you two to get a room but this is WAY too entertaining.

Oh no no, they need to keep it going, right here. Bace promised to string it out for us who have popcorn going and need something to read. :mrgreen: Besides, we now have an added layer of his fundamental paranoia peeping through. :thumbup:

 

[Bettybooty]

Ok, this is dragging on. When will we recieve photographic proof of your existence?

Everyone is anxiously awaiting.

In due time sexy,

 

[Bettybooty]

*news flash*

bace...I don't know how to put it to you nicely so it works out great for me, but bettybooty is bettybooty and no one else. Just a bit of info you may want to have for your conversation with her.

*we now return to our regular scheduled programming*

Well thank you for believing in me.....:hug::

 

[terri35 7]

bace...I don't know how to put it to you nicely so it works out great for me

Damn, Hobbes is good.

 

[bace]

For the sake of entertainment, I will "assume" hobbes is speaking the truth.

I will however make it known to all of you, that you're not fooling me.

It may just be paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

I am, until further proof, just humouring you.

On that note, Betty, if you are real, when was the last time you made a trip to Toronto? It's a beautiful city. We have the biggest cock and balls in the world.

 

[Bettybooty]

For the sake of entertainment, I will "assume" hobbes is speaking the truth.

I will however make it known to all of you, that you're not fooling me.

It may just be paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

I am, until further proof, just humouring you.

On that note, Betty, if you are real, when was the last time you made a trip to Toronto? It's a beautiful city. We have the biggest cock and balls in the world.

I have only been to British Columbia....Do you have your own place???

 

[hobbes28]

For the sake of entertainment, I will "assume" hobbes is speaking the truth.

Here's my dilemna:

I could
a) know that bettybooty was someone's alias on this forum and watch as bace tries to be smooth and get the carpet yanked out from under him by whoever betty's alter ego is.

or...

b) know that bettybooty isn't someone else acting the part and is actually someone living in Brooklyn and watch as bace strikes out, thus embarrassing himself in front of everyone, making it more enjoyable for all...

I'll let you think about that for a little while.

In the meantime.

 

[bace]

HAHAHAHA...Oh man.

Yes. Yes I do.

It's small, but I'm young. It serves its purpose.

 

[bace]

Believe me hobbes.

I'm well aware of the dilemna.

You would all have to be in on it.

And probably are in on it.

 

[bace]

oh, and how has my approach been smooth?

Come on now, this chick is throwing herself at an internet alias.

There's nothing smooth about me.

 

[hobbes28]

It would be way too much fun for me to see you mess it up yourself for me to be in on it.

 

[hobbes28]

oh, and how has my approach been smooth?

Come on now, this chick is throwing herself at an internet alias.

There's nothing smooth about me.

I was just trying to be nice...sorry I blew up. :lmao:

 

[terri35 7]

Believe me hobbes.

I'm well aware of the dilemna.

You would all have to be in on it.

And probably are in on it.

Even me, Bace...? You think that.....of me??




:bats away tears, while knowing she's also upped the ante: