Bah! Women... cyclists!

ferny · Jul 3, 2005

My sister decided to tag along on a bike ride. It's been ten years or so since she last graced a saddle with her sweaty butt cheeks. I tried to be patient but by the end doing 3mph at places where I do 15mph normally got a bit frustrating. We were out for almost two hours and only went five miles. :mrgreen:

Highlights? Riding behind her and seeing a big dog take a bite out her arse. And hearing her fall off behind me and turning around to see her looking rather embarrassed. Why'd she fall off? "I had a fly hit my eye", "oh, don't tell me, you took your hand off to swipe it away didn't you?" "erm, yes :blushing:" "Oh, go on, you took both hands off?", "......

Yes". Aww, I love making fun of people when they do silly things. My stomach was killing me from laughing too hard. :twisted: :mrgreen:

I'll fiddle with her bike tomorrow because it's in need of some attention. She wants to go again despite it hurting to sit down at the moment. :mrgreen:

mentos_007 · Jul 3, 2005

hahahaha I know what she feels about hurting when sitting

a few days back I dig my bike from a basement and I was rather suprised... no spiders webs and so on... I did 18 kilometers then... and couldn't sit for the next 2 days :/ but fortunately I took my glasses so no fly in my eye

PlasticSpanner · Jul 3, 2005

How exactly are you going to "fix" her bike? Brakes? Steering? Loose pedals? :lol:

Meysha · Jul 3, 2005

Ha ha ha ha!!! That's so funny :lol:

... poor thing though. Big dogs are scary. :shock:

terri · Jul 3, 2005

Ah...just what every woman needs....a bratty brother to help with her bike and laugh at her at the same time! :lol:

ferny · Jul 4, 2005

but fortunately I took my glasses so no fly in my eye

I advised her to take her sunglasses for that reason, so she did. Except they don't do much when perched on top of your head do they? :mrgreen:

PlasticSpanner said:
How exactly are you going to "fix" her bike? Brakes? Steering? Loose pedals?

I think her brakes need oiling. :twisted: :mrgreen:

Well, at least it'd mean I would have to keep my hand on mine when we're going downhill so that I don't lose her. A good 100 metres before you need to brakes she's already slowing down. :biglaugh:

Ha ha ha ha!!! That's so funny ... poor thing though. Big dogs are scary.

She didn't slow down as she went past him. She kept going with her little feet spinning around like mad ebcause she couldn't change gear. Plus she had a jumper flapping around her arse. I think the dog saw it and tried to play with it. Serves her right.

And she wore a decent pair of jeans to go along muddy tracks. :mrgreen: