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Today I found another bear, I mean another relative of Colin, at work so....

Who wants to give him or her a new home?

ITS FREE IT WILL COST YOU NOTHING

But I need to know WHY you should get the Bear

Best answer wins and will be announced next Sunday 18th Mar

But and its a big but... You will have to start a new "ongoing adventure thread" like this one http://thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=61367


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Well, I think I should get Colin's lovely relative, because clearly if you can't even keep your months straight, you don't have the qualifications to keep a bear healthy and happy.
 
I would love to have colins relative as a new member of the Leppracauns family,He would love to see some of Irelands rolling fields and fences made of stone,but I dont think he could handle my Inward singing because last week K.G quit the band so I decided to to work out doing some cock (adoodle do)pushups...Then when lee the new member of the band joined I did the friendship test,So I phoned him and when he picked up the phone I randomley told him That I loved him...He awkwardly said...What you say...I said I love you man i just wanted to say it.And he said dude thanks...thank you...thats awsome...feckin awsome.Then there was this awkward silence and he said...Thats cool...Aaaa you can say that.So I said..dont you have something to say and he said...no---Aaa I lov I mean I Aaa...I like you,I like you too dude.So I said...Woh,Woh...like! (cough!)WOH! HO! HOOO!Man!Im glad I Feckin did This Test On you the friendship test,He said What,I said no man,He said what are you talking about!I said wa wa what happened before when I said I love you That was a test because man I could of made a total ass of myself if I hadent done this test on you...(WhistleWoo hoo)and he said what you dont... you dont really love me and I said...Dude listen...you Feckin past,You feckin passed the test but barley,and he said what I get and I said F+...Then I said...God Im feckin hungry...So I cheacked the fridge(chechunk)That was the fridge door opening!and I said dude wheres my feckin schnitzel...hey wake up...Wake up you assbeep.Wake up,wake up.Lee said waawaht!.So I said...you ate my feckin schnitzel!and lee said...what(In a high pitch tone),and I said you ate my feckin schnitzel,and lee said well it was in there...if you put it in there its fair game,and I said yeah,and he said for anybody who wants to eat it.So I said yeah then maybe this is fair game...WHAMMM!Ok yeah thats right its a carate chop and he said..What are you doing,So I said...Well if you didnt like that how about this...Bamm.So I said Lee...He said Yeah and I said lets go to the drive through and lee said Damm...A hard days rockin,better slip of my shoes...maybe have a little streach...Kick my toe to the chakooze baby...me slip out this book about this b uttress of windsor...ho ho ho...whos this. ahows it going are you flowing...Listen honey...Im thinking about a couple things to say to you.........bbbling(sounds the guitar)...I dont like that I say...Dude we gotta write something feckin new were off to a bad start...bbbling.Better,closer,warmer....(sometime later)Thats it...So lee said...Chris,and I said yeah,And lee said...dude do you think some people...Do you think that thears some people that are really...that are really robots...living amoung us?No...says I.No we dont have the technolagy yet...but lee...lee...lee,Know what I was thinking...I was thinking of a feckin brilliant song...yeah says lee...So I say...cheak it out just do what I do...just play this note.............lets just both keep playing that note......every once in a while bend it...and thats it...just remember who wrote that song...me baby me see its feckin simple thats one song in the bank...next song...next...but how come...next song...but how come...NEXT SONG...anybody could have wrote it...yeah but guess who did write it...ME!Yeah but did you write the ding ding ding...dude I did I told you to do the bendy every once in a while...oh yeah ya did.Whoo hoo hoo I win.Shi t.I win,Yeah!!!So anyway click this next link for the rest of this mesage!!...and watch!!!...THIS IS A TRIBUTE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullsc...skIqLKTMlxQ81IJIB42GSt8c&fs=1&title=Tenacious D - Tribute
 
If Colino (Spanish for Colin) (ok, I just made that up) wants to get away from the cold weather... he's more than welcome over here at the Costa del Sol.
When its time for his studies, he'll have the University of Málaga just a few streets away to finish his career...

Just make sure he likes olive oil in his food, because we use it for almost everything over here! :)

PS: Oh, and living in a city with a university... you know there are a lot of girls that would love Colino... so expect a nice Colin Series.es! :D
 
anyone else?

Its FREE

it will not cost you a thing
 
We are having a Rocky Mountain Meet-up and I'm sure Colin would love to visit some of his distant cousin bears in the woods. Send him to me and he will get to join me on this great adventure and meet any other members who happen to show up. :thumbsup:
 
If I win Colin I'll either put him on a rocket and record him going up and out with a bang. Or I'll tie him to the front of the Triumph and record the dirt build-up as the miles get higher.
 
Well if I'm not mistaken that's Duncan, Colin's evil twin brother! (Perhaps though, not evil just misunderstood?)

I absolutely believe I should be the one to adopt him and my reasons are as follows:

1. Well firstly I know who he is. (Duncan, Colin's evil twin brother, duh)
2. My husband is also a misplaced Brit, so when Duncan's feeling particularly homesick he'll have someone to empathize with him and comfort him (or nut him depending on how cheeky he's being)
3. We keep a well Brit-food stocked pantry which will help ease his transition and make him feel at home (see #2)
4. I can have my husband "translate" for me when Duncan is particularly "Brit slanging" it (again see #2)
5. We also keep a never ending supply of American delicacies such as Mac n Cheese, that will introduce him into our gormet ways ;)
6. All I have to do is look out my back window to see the Rocky Mountains (and take a 15 minute drive to be within them) - so if he's interested in a "return to his roots" or a tete-a-tete with a beary relative it's only just a short jaunt from here.
7. In the same vein as #6 we have many trips planned for the upcoming summer to various places along the divide.
8. Being a mom, I'm already used to mischievious short creatures.
9. When he's extremely bad (and well being evil he can hardly help it can he?) we have a "brute squad" of sorts with our three dogs and two cats (though in all honesty I'm not sure how effective the cats will be when it conficts with their nap times).
10. I have a package of sweets set to be sent to Lostprophet in interest of a candy exchange (and I'm not above bribery). :sexywink:
 
Since the other colin is in Toronto...and Im in Toronto...I think having both Colins together in one city would prevent them from being lonely. They can visit all the time....eh?:lmao: :lmao: We can go shooting together.....think of the ongoing adventures of Colin and Colin then. :lol: :lmao:
 

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