I would love to have colins relative as a new member of the Leppracauns family,He would love to see some of Irelands rolling fields and fences made of stone,but I dont think he could handle my
Inward singing because last week K.G quit the band so I decided to to work out doing some
cock (adoodle do)pushups...Then when lee the new member of the band joined I did the friendship test,So I phoned him and when he picked up the phone I randomley told him That I loved him...He awkwardly said...What you say...I said I love you man i just wanted to say it.And he said dude thanks...thank you...thats awsome...feckin awsome.Then there was this awkward silence and he said...Thats cool...Aaaa you can say that.So I said..dont you have something to say and he said...no---Aaa I lov I mean I Aaa...I like you,I like you too dude.So I said...Woh,Woh...
like! (cough!)
WOH! HO! HOOO!Man!Im glad I Feckin did This Test On you the friendship test,He said
What,I said no man,He said what are you talking about!I said wa wa what happened before when I said I love you That was a test because man I could of made a total ass of myself if I hadent done this test on you...(Whistle
Woo hoo)and he said what you dont... you dont really love me and I said...Dude listen...you Feckin past,You feckin passed the test but barley,and he said what I get and I said F+...Then I said...God Im feckin hungry...So I cheacked the fridge(
chechunk)That was the fridge door opening!and I said dude wheres my feckin schnitzel...hey wake up...Wake up you ass
beep.Wake up,wake up.Lee said
waawaht!.So I said...you ate my feckin schnitzel!and lee said...
what(In a high pitch tone),and I said you ate my feckin schnitzel,and lee said well it was in there...if you put it in there its fair game,and I said yeah,and he said for anybody who wants to eat it.So I said yeah then maybe this is fair game...
WHAMMM!Ok yeah thats right its a carate chop and he said..What are you doing,So I said...Well if you didnt like that how about this...
Bamm.So I said Lee...He said Yeah and I said lets go to the drive through and lee said
Damm...A hard days rockin,better slip of my shoes...maybe have a little streach...Kick my toe to the chakooze baby...me slip out this book about this b uttress of windsor...ho ho ho...whos this. ahows it going are you flowing...Listen honey...Im thinking about a couple things to say to you.........
bbbling(sounds the guitar)...I dont like that I say...Dude we gotta write something feckin new were off to a bad start...
bbbling.Better,closer,warmer....(sometime later)Thats it...So lee said...Chris,and I said yeah,And lee said...dude do you think some people...Do you think that thears some people that are really...that are really robots...living amoung us?No...says I.No we dont have the technolagy yet...but lee...lee...lee,Know what I was thinking...I was thinking of a feckin brilliant song...yeah says lee...So I say...cheak it out just do what I do...just play this note.............lets just both keep playing that note......every once in a while bend it...and thats it...just remember who wrote that song...
me baby me see its feckin simple thats one song in the bank...next song...next...but how come...next song...but how come...
NEXT SONG...anybody could have wrote it...yeah but guess who did write it...
ME!Yeah but did you write the ding ding ding...
dude I did I told you to do the bendy every once in a while...oh yeah ya did.
Whoo hoo hoo I win.Shi t.
I win,Yeah!!!So anyway click this next link for the rest of this mesage!!...and watch!!!...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullsc...skIqLKTMlxQ81IJIB42GSt8c&fs=1&title=Tenacious D - Tribute