Carburetor breast fantasy wins bad writing contest

[Corry]

:lmao: :lmao:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20050729/od_nm/odd_badwriting_dc

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What a bufoon. Everyone knows that fondling a woman's breasts is much more like fixing the Webbers on a Lamborghini.
These Microsoft people know nothing.

 

[Artemis]

Hmm....id need something to help me compare...ladies?

*This is part of the Artemis not holding back policy*

 

[Andrea K]

Hmm....id need something to help me compare...ladies?

*This is part of the Artemis not holding back policy*

hahaha

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Actualy, adjusting a carburetor is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
You have to give her a good clean, allow her just enough air and then make sure she squirts.



Not as good as the original:
Going camping is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
First you have to pull down the zip, make sure the old pole is erect and then you just slip in to the old bag.

Those not familiar with the Fast Show have missed a lot.

 

[Artemis]

Actualy, adjusting a carburetor is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
You have to give her a good clean, allow her just enough air and then make sure she squirts.



Not as good as the original:
Going camping is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
First you have to pull down the zip, make sure the old pole is erect and then you just slip in to the old bag.

Those not familiar with the Fast Show have missed a lot.

Children, Just say no, to innuendo!

 

[clarinetJWD]

Actualy, adjusting a carburetor is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
You have to give her a good clean, allow her just enough air and then make sure she squirts.



Not as good as the original:
Going camping is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
First you have to pull down the zip, make sure the old pole is erect and then you just slip in to the old bag.

Those not familiar with the Fast Show have missed a lot.

ldman: