Go back to drug store disposable cameras or just use the camera on your phone. I mean honestly:
You want to know what "normal" is in this world? $1800 for a Nikon D300 along with $600 invested in primes, $300 in a flash, and $300 in a tripod makes for $3000 in equipment, not including memory cards, batteries, bags, monopods, zoom glass, light boxes, umbrellas, backdrops, macro glass... I could go on and on.
You definitely don't want to know what "expensive" (AKA professional) means in this world - $4500 for a D3 or $8000 for a D3X (times 2 since you'll want a backup body), holy trinity of glass - $1800 for a 70-200mm f/2.8 VR, $1800 for a 14-24 f/2.8, $1700 for a 24-70 f/2.8, and this doesn't even include the thousands of dollars on the "specialty" glass like the 105mm VR Macro, 85mm f/1.4, 50mm f/1.4, if you want a nice long telephoto lens like the 600mm f/4 then that's going to run you several thousand dollars, along with $1,000 for a tripod that can keep it steady, multiple flashes at a couple hundred dollars each... I don't even WANT to tally up how much this is because God knows I can't afford it either!
Oh yeah, and none of that includes medium format - tens of thousands of dollars by itself.
But you know what the great part is? You don't need ANY of this crap to be creative - plenty of amazing shots taken by cell phone users out there. But you gotta realize, you're asking us to try and find you a car for under $1,000 or to find a decent medical school education for $10,000 - it can't be done. It sucks, but this is what it costs. Get a job and save those pennies.
edit: Bonus link for some light reading:
How to Afford Anything and do your research on your own next time, please. It's called Amazon for price checks, and it's called Google for information.