Confession

mishele · Apr 1, 2014

I know I've told the good people of this forum that I am a man. The truth is I'm a female that likes to fake being a male, while posing as a female. :sexywink:

:hug:: Forgive me.

Steve5D · Apr 1, 2014

Alrighty then...

sm4him · Apr 1, 2014

Ah. National Confession Day already, is it?

Alright then. I'll make my own. I'm not actually the sweet, innocent southern girl you all think I am.
I'm actually Bill Gate's wife. And an NSA minion.

sashbar · Apr 1, 2014

Another highly valuable thread from a moderator.

runnah · Apr 1, 2014

Male, female bah! It's all the same when the lights go out.

robbins.photo · Apr 1, 2014

sm4him said:
Ah. National Confession Day already, is it?

Alright then. I'll make my own. I'm not actually the sweet, innocent southern girl you all think I am.
I'm actually Bill Gate's wife. And an NSA minion.

An NSA Minion? Huh. I've actually been looking into that, are they hiring? Good benefits? I mean I can always take an entry level position as a toadie or a yes-man and work my way up to minion later if necessary.

sm4him · Apr 1, 2014

robbins.photo said:
sm4him said:

Ah. National Confession Day already, is it?

Alright then. I'll make my own. I'm not actually the sweet, innocent southern girl you all think I am.
I'm actually Bill Gate's wife. And an NSA minion.

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An NSA Minion? Huh. I've actually been looking into that, are they hiring? Good benefits? I mean I can always take an entry level position as a toadie or a yes-man and work my way up to minion later if necessary.

One does not simply work one's way up to "minion." :lmao:
There is no need to apply for a position. We already know everything about you (yes, that's right. EVERYthing. Even THAT. Don't make me spell it out on a public forum.); we'll let you know if you're "selected." I could tell you about the benefits, but then I *would* have to kill you. Of course, judging from what I've read in your "folder," you might wanna be sleeping with one eye open anyway...