Corupt a wish

[HannahRebekah]

This is an idea I got from a forum my brother frequents. One person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but then adds a condition that makes the wish either less desirable or worthless. Example: I wish for a sweet new car. - Granted, but your first time out, you total it. After you grant a wish, make your own! Try to keep wishes and responses appropriate. Let the corrupting begin!

I wish for the money to buy my two favorite lenses.

 

[Derrel]

Which will both be badly de-centered and produce blurry shots on the entire right side of the wide-angle, and very fuzzy shots on the entire left side of the tele-zoom...

My wish: I wish that I had a shoe-mount flash unit that weighed 5 ounces, but had the power of a 1200 watt-second studio flash pack.

 

[HannahRebekah]

What a way to corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you then find out that it takes a month to recharge!

I wish I had the perfect wedding subjects.

 

[Antarctican]

Granted. They're gorgeous, cooperative, calm. But have no money to pay you.

I wish jellybeans had no calories

 

[D-B-J]

well the chemicals that make them calore-free will cause you to die in 48-96 hours after ingesting.

I wish i had 20 grand to spend on some bada$$ camera gear.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but it turns out the money is counterfeit and you get arrested and sent to jail.

I wish I had free unlimited storage space on my website.

 

[AlexColeman]

It takes 9 years to upload a megabyte.

I wish I found a dollar on the street.

 

[K8-90]

bending down to pick it up, you get hit by a car

I wish I was always had the perfect photo conditions and never missed an

opportunity​

 

[K8-90]

(did I kill it?)

 

[HannahRebekah]

(did I kill it?)

Nope. I'm trying to think of a really creative response.

 

[Dominantly]

Granted, you will live a life of miracle lighting and awesome subjects, always with your camera in tow; but your doomed to only view your photos on your LCD. For if you try to transfer them, your cards will always corrupt.


I wish I had a sports almanac sent from the future, with all the winners of every sport listed in great detail, so that I may impress people with my ability to call it, and win bets.

 

[Antarctican]

Granted. But you quickly get a reputation as a 'know it all', and alienate all your friends to the point where none of them will talk to you.

I wish I was a size 2

 

[Aye-non Oh-non Imus]

Granted, but unfortunately with dubious marketing ploys and wanting customers to feel good about themselves, you're actually in the original size 14.

I wish I was clever enough to wish for something clever.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but unfortunately, you just used your wish.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate, and it didn't make me fat.

 

[PerfectlyFlawed]

Wish granted.
You get all the chocolate in the world without gaining an ounce. However, you break out with horrible incurable acne as a result.

I wish my house would pack itself...