Corupt a wish

Granted, but your lenses are so slippery they fall off every time you try to put them on.

I wish i could get rid of these ants. around the table since 3 days now.
 
Granted, you get your friend the best gift ever but you forget your friend.

i wish i could get rid of these cockoraches
 
Granted, you get your friend the best gift ever but you forget your friend.

i wish i could get rid of these cockoraches

Granded but the cat you bought to eat the cockoraches is now making his nail on your brand new camera bag

I wish i didnt had to drive 14 hour to go back to the east coast next weekend.
 
Granted, now you have to cycle all the way cause motor vehicles are banned to save the planet.

I wish my cat wouldnt nail my camera bag.
 
Granted, now you have to cycle all the way cause motor vehicles are banned to save the planet.

I wish my cat wouldnt nail my camera bag.

Granted, now that you killed the cat, the cockaroaches are back.

I wish my bike had a motor.
 
Granted, but your bike speeds away so fast that you lose it. c:

I wish I had an infallible wish. c:
 
Granted, but your cat pukes on it and destroys it.

I wish I could visit Antarctica.
 
Granted -- in confederate bills.

I wish it got light earlier in the morning so I could take bird pictures before work.
 
Granted, but they still are hungry for humans.

I wish I could have three wishes.
 
Granted, your wishs come true, but they are not wishes.

I wish for the person below me to be pregnant with a unicorn.
 

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