Country Western Song Titles (real ones)

[Mitica100]

The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
(these are real)

-Do You Love As Good As You Look?
-Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
-Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
-Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
-How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
-I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
-I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
-I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
-I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
-I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
-I Wanna Whip Your Cow
-I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
-I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
-I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
-I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
-If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
-If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
-If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
-If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
-If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
-Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
-May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
-My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
-My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
-My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
-Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
-She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
-She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
-Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
-They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
-Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
-When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
-You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
-You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
-You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
-You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
-You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

 

[Luminosity]

:LOL: :lmao: !
Oh yeah ... *prints this out* !

 

[Sharkbait]

"You're the reason our kids are so ugly"

:shock: :shock:

 

[terri]

Personal fave: "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"

evil good fun.....

 

[Darfion]

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)


You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

These are my favs'

 

[Canon Fan]

Well with Jimmy Buffet considering himself "country" these days I guess you could add . . .

"Why Don't We Get Drunk, And Screw"

 

[carlita]

She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

i kid you not, my dad's been singing that around me for years.

 

[havoc]

Sexy Carlita gots freckles? They must be sexy on her