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Cynic's Guide to Life:
[SIZE=-1]The journey of a thousand miles begins with a squeaking fan belt and a leaky tire.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Follow your dream. Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]If a motorists cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothings gets the message across like a good mooning.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bon bon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the 'thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge' group.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Love is like a roller coaster. If you like it, you don't want to get off, and when you don't... you can't wait to throw up. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]The journey of a thousand miles begins with a squeaking fan belt and a leaky tire.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Follow your dream. Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]If a motorists cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothings gets the message across like a good mooning.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bon bon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the 'thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge' group.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Love is like a roller coaster. If you like it, you don't want to get off, and when you don't... you can't wait to throw up. [/SIZE]
rock on my friends...ya'll are killing me...!!
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