Dear Spammers

Corry · Jul 26, 2006

I had Chiller put a hex on you all. Over the course of the next 72 hours you will discover that you have been infected with the following: a severe case of body lice, scurvy, mange, and explosive diareah.

...and on the next offense, we'll stop being nice. :er:

Alison · Jul 26, 2006

:lmao: But come on, I could spend HOURS reading through all the great deals on cell phones :lol:

LittleMan · Jul 26, 2006

Alison said:
:lmao: But come on, I could spend HOURS reading through all the great deals on cell phones

and Ipods!
That's what I really come here for... you know that! :lol:

EBphotography · Jul 26, 2006

Rofl! :lmao:

Chiller · Jul 26, 2006

Oh cool....a hexen to be had.

lets see....

Thrust in you daggers of eternal flame. May your blood fill the veins of the earth.

Here spammer spammer spammer.....come for your dinner.

duncanp · Jul 26, 2006

mmmm dinner

Corry · Jul 26, 2006

doenoe · Jul 26, 2006

just so you know, the last one wasnt me ok. Corey did some weird stuff and made me look like a spammer.
Its all good and stuff, but i dont want to be hexed ok.

(still luv ya Corey

)

Chiller · Jul 26, 2006

doenoe said:
just so you know, the last one wasnt me ok. Corey did some weird stuff and made me look like a spammer.
Its all good and stuff, but i dont want to be hexed ok.

(still luv ya Corey )

LIke does these mean there are more then one of you too. :lol:

Torus34 · Jul 26, 2006

Speaking of hexes, I've always liked 'May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.'

If you want to curse someone but you really don't mean for it to actually happen, try 'May your fortieth-born resemble a toad.'

And if you just want to scramble someone's thinking for a moment, 'May the very best day of this year be the very worst of the next.'