Drinkify: What should you be drinking?

[o hey tyler]

Every band I put in, it just says either a shot of whiskey, or a shot of vodka...

What bands are you putting in, Josh? Pantera?

 

[kundalini]

That is a BS site Tyler. I put in several southern bands and the result was either Rip Van Winkle bourbon (?) or Canadian Club.

Any good suth'ner worth his beans knows it's gonna be Jack, George or Jim...... or Wild Turkey.

 

[o hey tyler]

I've never even heard of Rip Van Winkle...

I am not quite sure how they come up with the ingredient combinations, I think it might have to do with song titles, genre, and subject matter of their work.

It's mainly just for a few laughs, especially if you listen to some weird music.

I mean... Look at this. Come on:

"The Rick Astley"

• 8 oz. Red Bull
• 8 oz. Coco López
• 2 oz. Horilka

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir quickly. Garnish with olive.

 

[kundalini]

Aztec Camera (Glasgow)
1 bottle of 2 Buck Chuck - at room temp

John Butler Trio (Aussie)
12oz Jack
12oz Lemon juice

Jon Butcher (Boston)
8oz RVW bourbon
8oz Coco Lopez

Johnny Diesel (Aussie)
Nada

The Stoogies (Ann Arbor)
1 Brooklyn Lager

Bob Seger (also Ann Arbor)
12oz whiskey
12oz Tonic

Radiohead (UK)
1 Fat Tire

Audioslave (LA)
6oz Capt'n Morgan

Rory Gallagher (Cork, Ireland)
1oz Canadian Club
1oz Grenadine



Obviously, it is a joke.
Thanks for the laugh.

 

[baturn]

Beer. This is not a joke. More beer.

 

[Josh66]

Every band I put in, it just says either a shot of whiskey, or a shot of vodka...

What bands are you putting in, Josh? Pantera?

Mostly techno/industrial stuff.

It kept saying a shot of Jack, or a shot of Finlandia vodka.

The most interesting one was a shot of Jack, garnished with nutmeg (I think it said that when I put in Tim Skold). That sounds like it might be good.

I'll try a few more...

edit
Yeah, it was Tim Skold -

The Skold:

• 2 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

Serve neat. Stir vigorously. Garnish with nutmeg.


I was on my phone earlier, so I couldn't copy & paste.

 

[Josh66]

LOL, Pink Floyd came up with a "bottle" of box wine.

Is a "bottle" 4-5 glasses, or the whole box?


edit
I tried this band earlier and nothing came up (could have been a bad connection):

“The Sister Machine Gun”

• 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
• 1 bottle Tonic water
• 6 oz. Nordic Mist

Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with twist of grapefruit.


I don't think that will all fit in a highball glass.

 

[mishele]

LIVE
[h=2]“The Live”[/h]

• 1 Miller High Life

Serve cold.

F that!! lol

 

[o hey tyler]

LOL, Pink Floyd came up with a "bottle" of box wine.

Is a "bottle" 4-5 glasses, or the whole box?


edit
I tried this band earlier and nothing came up (could have been a bad connection):

“The Sister Machine Gun”

• 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
• 1 bottle Tonic water
• 6 oz. Nordic Mist

Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with twist of grapefruit.


I don't think that will all fit in a highball glass.

Nah, won't fit in a Highball, but it might be pretty tasty!

 

[mishele]

Green Day

• 1 PBR

Serve cold.

F that!! lol

 

[mishele]

“The Rage Against the Machine”

• 4 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
• 4 oz. Coconut milk
• 8 oz. Egg

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.

 

[o hey tyler]

“The Rage Against the Machine”

• 4 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
• 4 oz. Coconut milk
• 8 oz. Egg

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.

That sounds nasty as ****.

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

Johnny Diesel (Aussie)
Nada

There's a name that doesn't come up often!

I have a Johnny Diesel (and the Injectors) album.

 

[o hey tyler]

Johnny Diesel (Aussie)
Nada

There's a name that doesn't come up often!

I have a Johnny Diesel (and the Injectors) album.

Buttt... David... What should you be drinking?

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

"The Cowboy Junkies"

1 bottle of red wine.

Serve at room temperature, with a sprig of mint as a garnish.


Which, coincidentally, I am currently drinking, sans garnish.