Drinkify: What should you be drinking?

[Netskimmer]

This site keeps recommending beer for me. I hate beer! At one point it recommended beer with an umbrella. What kind of silly bastard drinks beer with an umbrella?

A very tropical silly bastard, I'd say.

Would that be before or after his pedicure? j/k

Different strokes for different folks I guess. I just had a mental image of some blue collar dude sitting in an old bar somewhere after a long day with a beer bottle with a little pink umbrella sticking out of it. It just didn't look right in my mind.

 

[Dr_Totenkopf]

They need this for books as well.

 

[mishele]

What are these "book" things.....lol

 

[shortpants]

"The Ming & FS"

• 8 oz. Vodka
• 8 oz. Club soda
• 1 oz. Tequila Reposado

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with umbrella.

I would be wasted if I drank this.