Wow, this thread blew up! Thanks for your comments, everyone.
To address a few:
Timor:
To me, photography is subjective. The reason that photography exists is because someone wanted to be able to capture a moment or scene so that they could have a physical representation of a feeling or a memory. In my mind, memories are not always perfectly sharp or "properly exposed" (as it has been called in this thread), which is why my photography tends to change based upon the subjects, mood or time of day. As the sun set on this engagement set, surrounding the couple in a soft, dreamy pink light, I strove to create with my camera what I saw with both my eyes and in my head. It may not be professional-grade photography suited to your more conservative tastes, but I, and the couple, think they turned out beautifully.
In my humble opinion, to pigeonhole photography into a specific set of guidelines as you have listed here not only limits what photography CAN be, but also limits yourself as a photographer. I am perfectly capable of the shots you speak of as true photography, and you can have a look at the links in my signature or my numerous threads on TPF if you'd like proof. I looked for examples of your work here so that I could have a basis for your harsh critique, but was only to find one example of your work. I would like to see more of your portfolio, since you have such a strong opinion on what photography really is. I always respect critiques from others, but even more so if they have an impressive portfolio from which I can take and apply inspiration.
Lastly, could you please direct me towards said point-and-shoot? It would save me a TON of money on camera body & lens expenses, lol.
Thanks to Unpopular, JamesBJenkins, Scuba, Rotanimod and everyone else for offering support, meaningful criticism and thoughtful explanations in my absence this weekend. I was busy out swindling clients for their money on my "professional" shoots!