Enhance Your Breast Naturally.

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Yes, you heard me...your BREAST.

You'll have to enhance the other breast through other means.
 
I'm pretty adept at enhancing breasts through "other means."
 
Don't you mean feeling my techniques?

I wouldn't mind feeling yours, either. ;)

This thread is going downhill fast. Then again, it was already about boobs, so I'm gonna pretend like it's okay.
 
Inject it with pork protein. That's what they do in Holland. It helps it hold onto more water and you buy the meat by weight so they make more money.

Yup, if you buy cheap chicken you could be eating pork.







Wife - I'm thinking of getting my breasts enlarged.

Husband - Just rub toilet paper on them.

Wife - Why would that work?

Husband - It's been working on your arse for years.




























I chose to leave off the line where the wife suggested it could be used on areas about his person...
 

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