Enhance Your Breast Naturally.

[ilyfel]

I think you get to pick so you can even them out?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Dang! I thought it said 'enhance your beast'.
My beasts could do with beefing up. A door-to-door salesman almost got past them yesterday.

 

[lostprophet]

you get to choose which method you prefer

 

[ilyfel]

Golly... That's going to be a tough choice..

RED Balloon!?!

 

[ilyfel]

My beasts could do with beefing up.

Thats not something you admit...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Honesty is always good policy.
I've thought about getting the little critters fang implants but to get the size that would be effective would make them snout-heavy and they would be forever falling face down. Now if I could beef them up...
Maybe I should have chosen Rottweilers instead of Yorkshire terriers.




PS I don't know what the guy in the first picture is trying to enhance but it ain't his breast.

 

[ferny]

Get a long stick with a wheel on one end. That'll proper up their snouts and they'll be able to move around.