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Darfion

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever!


I've found my hangover cure :mrgreen:
 
While #9 may be true it can also lead to this, which trust me will bring that headache right back :mrgreen:

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This has to be my absolute favorite picture of Evelyn so far! :love:

And no, not because she looks like Hobbes in it. :mrgreen:
 
photo gal said:
Come here Alison........:hug:: :hugs: :hug::

Lavendar oil helps.....it should be the pure essential oil though.

:lol: She's fine, she just felt she wasn't getting fed quickly enough. At 3 weeks old the girl knows what she wants and when she wants it. Though that lavendar oil sounds wonderful!
 
Verbal said:
Hmm, good to know. Now to find a wife...

Wouldn't that be the end of what ever sex life you could have.

Just find a really horny girlfriend.
 
photogoddess said:
Exactly! :cheers:
Right on. :goodvibe:


Of course, the Three Wise Chicks are taken, but there are more out there of like minds than you might realize. :sexywink:
 
Yeah but like, having a wife, you're ALWAYS gonna have a headache. The sex you get is just to cure the headaches. It's never really fun.






j/k Ladies, you know me. I'm a Ladies man.
 
bace said:
Yeah but like, having a wife, you're ALWAYS gonna have a headache. The sex you get is just to cure the headaches. It's never really fun.






j/k Ladies, you know me. I'm a Ladies man.
And some day you might be a lucky, wiser man...with the perfect mate. :sexywink: You'll see!
 

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