Fancy a drink with me?

[lostprophet]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came
in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his
new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again,
"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box:...........


















"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my bloody shoes on."

 

[Arch]

omg i did laugh at this one...... i must be loosing the plot

 

[Antarctican]

*Giggle*

 

[Corry]

Soooo baaaad!

 

[Mitica100]

Hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

I needed that. Thanks.
I don't usually "laugh out loud" for real. I did this time.
=D

 

[Alex06]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: