For all the teachers....

[karissa]

It was the first day of school. The previous principal had
just retired and a new principal just started. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.

He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others,
who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.

Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order
and lectured the class for half an hour about the
importance of good behavior.

"Now," he said, "are there any questions?"

One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "May
we have our teacher back?"

 

[Sharkbait]

Good one.

 

[Lula]

LMAO

 

[manda]

Except at my school the kid would say"Hey, sir, you rock!"

 

[Osmer_Toby]

 

[Big Mike]

I have a buddy who is a teacher at a junior high school, (grades 7, 8 & 9) and he has been mistaken for a student more than once.

 

[karissa]

There are like 5 teachers at this school that when I go in to fix there computer... I can't figure out where the teacher is. :?