Funny.

You hate America don't you. You America hater you.

Fine. Don't watch 24, but you have no-one to blame but yourself when you find yourself in a sticky situation and you have no idea what Jack would do. Like for example, if the airport you were in was over run by terrorists, you wouldn't put yourself in harms way, no, you would hide in the ceiling and send camera phone pictures of the terrorists to CTU, where they would identify the group. You would then set off one of their explosive vests with your cell phone to cause a distration. Then you would get caught, send a duress code through a conversation with CTU and save every hostage but two.

But instead, you'll just be you. The guy cowering on his knees in the group of scared civilians.

P.S. I jest.
 
Jack Bauer would so fake killing your first born to get information out of you.
 

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