Game: Corrupt-A-Wish

[cal_gundert05]

I saw this on another forum. One person states one wish. The next person grants that wish, but includes a clause with the wish they granted. They then state a wish of their own.

Example:

me: I wish I were 2 inches taller.
you: Granted, but only because your forehead is 2 inches bigger.

I'll start.

I wish I could sing.

 

[EBphotography]

Granted, but only like William Hung.

I wish I could fly.

 

[LittleMan]

Granted, but you fly as high as Icarus. :lmao:

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Corry]

Granted, but you fly as high as Icarus. :lmao:

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you'll only wake if the prince kisses you.

I wish I had new furniture.

 

[EBphotography]

Granted, but it will have several holes and worms will grow inside.

I wish I had more money.

 

[morydd]

Granted: Unfortunately the money is all in marked bills that have recently gone missing from the local bank.

I wish I had a better job.

 

[LittleMan]

I wish I had a better job.

Granted, you've been fired so this can happen.

I wish I was smarter with numbers.

 

[Chase]

Granted, you've been fired so this can happen.

I wish I was smarter with numbers.

Granted: But, unfortunately, you're only smarter with two numbers. 1 and 0. Hey, at least you're a pro at binary!

I wish I was all-knowing!

 

[BoblyBill]

Granted: but you will be all-knowing in the field of pin head polishing

I wish I had cat.

 

[morydd]

Granted, you've been fired so this can happen.

I thought it was supposed to be something negative.

I wish I had cat.

Granted: The buldozers will be parked on your lawn, driveway, street, etc. for the next several months.

I wish I could eat crunchy food.

 

[mintlixx]

granted; but your crunchy food will will scratch your mouth
I wish I could see the world

 

[Puscas]

Granted, but the world can no longer see you


I wish I had unlimited access to coffee and apple pie








pascal

 

[Corry]

Granted, but the world can no longer see you


I wish I had unlimited access to coffee and apple pie








pascal

You wish is my command, but that is the only thing you can eat and drink for the rest of your life.

I'm hungry, and wish I had something to eat for lunch.

 

[BoblyBill]

Granted: But they are only serving poison ivy suprise

I wish I could play the guitar better

 

[SpeedTrap]

Granted: But everytime you touch a gutar, the strings will all break

I wish I could find a nice Christmas Gift for my wife