Girl Trouble

[Gavjenks]

Derrel fell asleep as Jar-Jar Gavbenks explained his charts and graphs graps in excruciating detail, droning on and on and on and on....

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

 

[nycphotography]

Derrel fell asleep as Jar-Jar Gavbenks explained his charts and graphs graps in excruciating detail, droning on and on and on and on....

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

I could see that working in a date rape kinda way? Bore them into a coma and then have your way with them.

 

[Braineack]

Sorry, I kind of meant that jokingly. Where's the humor font?

Ok, but I'm keeping my eye on you.

Why don't you join a local Photography Meetup group...maybe a Nude modeling shoot will do you some good That are go to college.

95% of the nude models in Richmond are homeless making a quick buck.

 

[Tailgunner]

Sorry, I kind of meant that jokingly. Where's the humor font?

Ok, but I'm keeping my eye on you.

Why don't you join a local Photography Meetup group...maybe a Nude modeling shoot will do you some good That are go to college.

95% of the nude models in Richmond are homeless making a quick buck.

Ouch, way to ruin my vision! Lol

 

[Braineack]

Ouch, way to ruin my vision! Lol

I got some sketches that you'd love...

 

[Tailgunner]

Ouch, way to ruin my vision! Lol

I got some sketches that you'd love...

Thanks but I'm good, just trying to help a guy out.

 

[runnah]

Derrel fell asleep as Jar-Jar Gavbenks explained his charts and graphs graps in excruciating detail, droning on and on and on and on....

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

Said no woman ever.

 

[Gavjenks]

Derrel fell asleep as Jar-Jar Gavbenks explained his charts and graphs graps in excruciating detail, droning on and on and on and on....

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

I could see that working in a date rape kinda way? Bore them into a coma and then have your way with them.

You assume that I meant showing the charts and graphs TO the girls.
Perhaps I meant using statistics to inform one's decisions about dating!
This is a very amusing statistics blog from the dating website OKCupid where they run analyses of their ridiculously huge body of data from users to sometimes answer silly questions but also sometimes provide really useful information about what statistically makes good first impressions, what questions you can ask to covertly learn highly correlated information about somebody without them realizing it (For instance, if somebody says that they do like the taste of beer, they are something like 2-3x more likely than the average member of the population to be willing to have sex on a first date, haha. Also less douchey things though, like how to ask about their political orientation without actually asking political things.):

Check it out, good stuff:
OkTrends

 

[runnah]

You assume that I meant showing the charts and graphs TO the girls.
Perhaps I meant using statistics to inform one's decisions about dating!
This is a very amusing statistics blog from the dating website OKCupid where they run analyses of their ridiculously huge body of data from users to sometimes answer silly questions but also sometimes provide really useful information about what statistically makes good first impressions, what questions you can ask to covertly learn highly correlated information about somebody without them realizing it (For instance, if somebody says that they do like the taste of beer, they are something like 2-3x more likely than the average member of the population to be willing to have sex on a first date, haha. Also less douchey things though, like how to ask about their political orientation without actually asking political things.):

Check it out, good stuff:
OkTrends

Do venn diagrams make you all sweaty?

 

[amolitor]

That's a great way to find out, with a certain probability, what their political orientation is. The 'within a certain probability' part renders a great deal of such things completely worthless unless you're planning to churn through a statistically interesting number of potential partners.

 

[runnah]

That's a great way to find out, with a certain probability, what their political orientation is. The 'within a certain probability' part renders a great deal of such things completely worthless unless you're planning to churn through a statistically interesting number of potential partners.

I imagine some of the romance is lost if you are checking off boxes to optimize compatibility.

 

[kathyt]

Derrel fell asleep as Jar-Jar Gavbenks explained his charts and graphs graps in excruciating detail, droning on and on and on and on....

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

On what planet?

 

[The_Traveler]

Derrel fell asleep as Jar-Jar Gavbenks explained his charts and graphs graps in excruciating detail, droning on and on and on and on....

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

On what planet?

clearly, you are inexperienced in the ways of sophisticated romance.

when I taught biostatistics, after my presentation on pie graphs, the sexual tension in the class was evident and I was often happy to escape with only faint scratches on my lower legs. Often, my tweed trousers were rent and had to be discarded.

 

[The_Traveler]

I do wish that more of the class had shown some restraint - and had been female.

 

[Tailgunner]

Charts and graphs are what actually get the girls.

On what planet?

clearly, you are inexperienced in the ways of sophisticated romance.

when I taught biostatistics, after my presentation on pie graphs, the sexual tension in the class was evident and I was often happy to escape with only faint scratches on my lower legs. Often, my tweed trousers were rent and had to be discarded.

Sounds lik Snors-Vill to me but what ever works I guess.