Girl Trouble

[o hey tyler]

Tricks to getting women:


1 Be confident. Exhibit self awareness and appeal to their interests.

2 Be nice. Don't be a douche. Plain and simple. The number one reason women break it off is because their boyfriend is a Stanley Tool Warehouse.

3 Make your intelligence work for you. Smart and witty is sexy to women. Think on your feet and make her smile. If you aren't smart, see tip #1 and give her the impression that you have more than six braincells computing at any given time.

A long term relationship for me ended in February of this year. I exhibit an immeasurable amount of swag so locating and courting a sexy lady was fairly effortless to me. However I've had a reasonable amount of experience with the opposite sex and I know how to handle myself in social situations. (This comes with age and experience) There are plenty of other women out there, and she's definitely not the end all to your romantic life. Play the field and holla at some brioches other than her.

 

[manaheim]

omg 19 pages???

 

[texkam]

I had green jello for dinner.

 

[MartinCrabtree]

Well it was Wednesday.

 

[kathyt]

Listen, cowboy, I had my heart crushed by a girl when I was 21. I thought she was "the one" too, but after about 4 or 5 months of dating her, I got dumped. We were never "together," if you will, but just went out on a few dates and had a great time. She married some doctor now and lives in a big house in El Paso. Who cares? I went to law school, got 2 law degrees, bought my OWN big house and married a real treasure who gave me 2 beautiful daughters. We've been married for 15 years now....

The point is that at age 20, you're too YOUNG to get tied down. My God, man, play the field. Learn to "play ball" (if you catch my drift). Go out, have fun, stop being so damn serious---just meet as many girls as you can and be yourself.

This reminds me of an old joke that I like to share: A daddy bull and a baby bull were on top of a hill looking down in the prairie valley below. The prairie was full of cows of all ages and sizes. The young bull says excitedly "Daddy! Daddy! Let's run down there and screw one of those cows!" The daddy bull responds: "No, son, let's walk down there and screw them all."

Got it, cowboy?

WTF Jdubs you filthy SOB!!!!! I thought I was "THE ONE!" You told ME I was your real treasure last weekend!!! We are sooooooo OVER!!!!!

Does this mean we're not moving in together anymore?

You are walking a thin line there buddy!

 

[cgipson1]

..... this is the reason I stick to physics, and stay in the vmware world!!

Haha I supply clients with plenty of VMware consultants. Lol

Anybody at VMWorld 2013? I am... right now! lol!

 

[IByte]

Anybody at VMWorld 2013? I am... right now! lol!

So jealous Charles, just rub it in more! Btw Op, there's nothing with bring nice but watch for that friend zone..you've been warned.

 

[runnah]

Tricks to getting women:


1 Be confident. Exhibit self awareness and appeal to their interests.

2 Be nice. Don't be a douche. Plain and simple. The number one reason women break it off is because their boyfriend is a Stanley Tool Warehouse.

3 Make your intelligence work for you. Smart and witty is sexy to women. Think on your feet and make her smile. If you aren't smart, see tip #1 and give her the impression that you have more than six braincells computing at any given time.

A long term relationship for me ended in February of this year. I exhibit an immeasurable amount of swag so locating and courting a sexy lady was fairly effortless to me. However I've had a reasonable amount of experience with the opposite sex and I know how to handle myself in social situations. (This comes with age and experience) There are plenty of other women out there, and she's definitely not the end all to your romantic life. Play the field and holla at some brioches other than her.

Last time I dated a Maine woman she asked me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to Rumford.

 

[Tailgunner]

This reminds me of an old joke that I like to share: A daddy bull and a baby bull were on top of a hill looking down in the prairie valley below. The prairie was full of cows of all ages and sizes. The young bull says excitedly "Daddy! Daddy! Let's run down there and screw one of those cows!" The daddy bull responds: "No, son, let's walk down there and screw them all."

Got it, cowboy?

Haha...I guess I've been married too long because I forgot that saying.

Anyhow, I think this happens to every guy at least once where he gets hung up on the so called "right one." I learned my lesson on the "right one" that got away as well...and looking back on it, I'm glad she left! I said to hell with after being dump by her but ironically, it was that point when I saw the most action in my life and ended up married a few years later.

 

[kathyt]

..... this is the reason I stick to physics, and stay in the vmware world!!

Haha I supply clients with plenty of VMware consultants. Lol

Anybody at VMWorld 2013? I am... right now! lol!

What the hell is VMWorld? I am going to google this right now. This better not change my glorious view of you cgib!

 

[IByte]

What the hell is VMWorld? I am going to google this right now. This better not change my glorious view of you cgib!

For most, it's sanctuary for us geeks, dweebies and nerds; who wants to escape the mind numbing, idiocrasies that plague an otherwise intelligent, common sensed reality....but you're welcome to join us if you want Kathy

 

[DGMPhotography]

What I I told you.... This whole thread, I have been trolling.

 

[Braineack]

What I I told you.... This whole thread, I have been trolling.

If it makes you feel any better about yourself, sure.

 

[jwbryson1]

What I I told you.... This whole thread, I have been trolling.

If it makes you feel any better about yourself, sure.

 

[DGMPhotography]

If it makes you feel any better about yourself, sure.

Why would I need to feel better about myself? If I was trolling, you should be the one feeling bad for falling for it, and helping to make this such a huge thread.