Happy St Paddy's Day!

manda · Mar 16, 2004

Im off to get plastered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Guinness and Irish boys, here I come.

malachite · Mar 16, 2004

Take a point & shoot with you. Drunkvision is always fun

Have fun, be safe..............

voodoocat · Mar 16, 2004

I'll take some of that Guinness!

MDowdey · Mar 17, 2004

guinness here too....

i leave out the irish boys!

md

karissa · Mar 17, 2004

Just don't forget to wear green..... My neighbor gets me EVERY year! And then the one year I actually remember I have to be in uniform. Air Force blues. :?

Just one corny joke for the road....

What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O'Shea.

Chase · Mar 17, 2004

And for a quick tasteless Irish joke..

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral...

One less drunk! :drunk:

karissa · Mar 17, 2004

:LOL: Good one Chase.... So true.

terri · Mar 17, 2004

Back atcha, Manda! :cheers:

I'll have a pint of whatever everyone else is having, m'laddies. :drunk:

Darfion · Mar 17, 2004

Ok as promised a true quote from the emerald isle.
Whilst over there a few years back we checked into the hotel in Dublin. As it was morning i thought i'd ask the manager for an English newspaper. Not knowing that these were always a day late.

Me: "good morning. Have you got any English newspapers?"

Manager: (thick accent) " would you loik todays or yesterdays?"

Me: (confused) " well erm todays please"

Manager: " well you'll have to come back tomorrow mornin fer dat one sorr"

On the ferry parking my car:

Attendant: " can you just reverse it forward a touch sorr?"

Me: " i can do lots of things but reverse forward is not one of them"

karissa · Mar 17, 2004

Darfion said:
Ok as promised a true quote from the emerald isle.
Whilst over there a few years back we checked into the hotel in Dublin. As it was morning i thought i'd ask the manager for an English newspaper. Not knowing that these were always a day late.

Me: "good morning. Have you got any English newspapers?"

Manager: (thick accent) " would you loik todays or yesterdays?"

Me: (confused) " well erm todays please"

Manager: " well you'll have to come back tomorrow mornin fer dat one sorr"

On the ferry parking my car:

Attendant: " can you just reverse it forward a touch sorr?"

Me: " i can do lots of things but reverse forward is not one of them"

lol.. I had some one tell me today that they where going to go see a cemetery where they buried people above ground... I was like really... thats very interesting. Most of the time the entomb people above ground and burry them below but to burry someone above ground has to be quite amazing.

Mitica100 · Mar 18, 2004

I'll have me another black'n tan!!

:cheers:

Geronimo · Mar 18, 2004

manda said:
Im off to get plastered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guinness and Irish boys, here I come.

Guinness and plastered?
Check

Irish guys?
Nope, but a few Irish girls. Yes.

Darfion · Mar 18, 2004

karissa said:
lol.. I had some one tell me today that they where going to go see a cemetery where they buried people above ground... I was like really... thats very interesting. Most of the time the entomb people above ground and burry them below but to burry someone above ground has to be quite amazing.

It makes perfect sense to the Irish