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manda

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Im off to get plastered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Guinness and Irish boys, here I come.
 
Just don't forget to wear green..... My neighbor gets me EVERY year! And then the one year I actually remember I have to be in uniform. Air Force blues. :?

Just one corny joke for the road....

What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O'Shea.
 
And for a quick tasteless Irish joke..

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral...

One less drunk! :drunk:
 
Back atcha, Manda! :cheers:

I'll have a pint of whatever everyone else is having, m'laddies. :drunk:
 
Ok as promised a true quote from the emerald isle.
Whilst over there a few years back we checked into the hotel in Dublin. As it was morning i thought i'd ask the manager for an English newspaper. Not knowing that these were always a day late.


Me: "good morning. Have you got any English newspapers?"

Manager: (thick accent) " would you loik todays or yesterdays?"

Me: (confused) " well erm todays please"

Manager: " well you'll have to come back tomorrow mornin fer dat one sorr"

On the ferry parking my car:

Attendant: " can you just reverse it forward a touch sorr?"

Me: " i can do lots of things but reverse forward is not one of them"
 
Darfion said:
Ok as promised a true quote from the emerald isle.
Whilst over there a few years back we checked into the hotel in Dublin. As it was morning i thought i'd ask the manager for an English newspaper. Not knowing that these were always a day late.


Me: "good morning. Have you got any English newspapers?"

Manager: (thick accent) " would you loik todays or yesterdays?"

Me: (confused) " well erm todays please"

Manager: " well you'll have to come back tomorrow mornin fer dat one sorr"

On the ferry parking my car:

Attendant: " can you just reverse it forward a touch sorr?"

Me: " i can do lots of things but reverse forward is not one of them"

lol.. I had some one tell me today that they where going to go see a cemetery where they buried people above ground... I was like really... that’s very interesting. Most of the time the entomb people above ground and burry them below but to burry someone above ground has to be quite amazing.
 
I'll have me another black'n tan!!

:cheers:
 
karissa said:
lol.. I had some one tell me today that they where going to go see a cemetery where they buried people above ground... I was like really... that’s very interesting. Most of the time the entomb people above ground and burry them below but to burry someone above ground has to be quite amazing.

It makes perfect sense to the Irish :)
 

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