Paddy is walking down the street in Dublin and he sees a bar. Goes inside and asks for three glasses of the finest Irish Whiskey. The barman asks "Why three? Couldn't you take three drinks from the same glass?" Paddy replies "No, you see, I have two brothers in America and everytime I go to a bar I order three glasses, one for me and the other two for me brothers, to honor them". So he does this daily for a couple of weeks, by now the barman knows what Paddy wants and has the three glasses ready by the time Paddy is seated by the bar. One day though, Paddy steps inside the bar and the barman says "The usual three glasses, Paddy?" Well, Paddy replies "No, just two, please". The barman feels a little uneasy and asks Paddy "Are your brothers ok, did one of them die or something?" At which Paddy replies "No, I gave up drinking!"
