Last week, during one of our daily snowfalls, I was on the way home from work. I drive a small car....a Toyota Echo RS hatchback...which looks like a pregnant Smart Car.


Im not an aggressive driver, and I am pretty calm and laid back. I usually just put on the toons, and .....drive.
So, we are going up a hill, in the snow, and crap, and the dreaded red light hit. I was in the curb lane on a road that has 3 lanes in each direction, knowing my car is crap in snow. Well...along comes the big bad ass canuck redneck in the big black pick up truck. He was right on my a$$, and when the light turned green, I was going no where. To the sizzling sound of my tires, I was sliding to the right, but going no where. What does big ol redneck do? Starts flashing the high beams and laying on the horn.
Eventually he go this break, and decided to pull out, and as he got beside me, he rolled down his window, and flipped me.
Turns out....we meet again at the next red light. I was unable to pull up right beside him, but had a nice look at the tail end of his truck.....I rolled down my window, and took was left of my McDonalds coke, and let the truck have it.

:lmao::lmao:
