Hertz spams his way to 20,000.

[Antarctican]

Not to mention it's good bug, mouse, rat, cat and dog repellent. Don't work on otters and penguins though.

:raisedbrow:




I don't get it, why on earth would one want to repel a penguin??

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I could think of any number of reasons and it's only because I'm a gentleman that I don't list them

 

[LaFoto]

Awww, Anty. I wouldn't!!!

And John, just look at the amount of smilies Anty manages to find all over the www ... she knows many more "smily-addresses" than I do!

 

[Antarctican]

I could think of any number of reasons and it's only because I'm a gentleman that I don't list them

Awww, Anty. I wouldn't!!!

:hugs: Thanks Corinna!! (nice pic!)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Nice penguin costume LF - but that's not Anty. She's the one about 20 feet behind you to the left.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

It's pink, it's soft and it comes in a can. What's not to love?

There's a line there somewhere, but perhaps best it doesn't get developed any further than the festering corners of a smutty mind...

 

[Antarctican]

Hey Hertz.....()

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I wonder if you can choke a penguin by feeding it spam....

 

[Chris of Arabia]

You're not helping me here Hertz, nearly choked on my lunch there (and no, it isn't spam)

 

[Antarctican]

(Spam -It's pink, it's soft and it comes in a can. What's not to love?)

I wonder if you can choke a penguin by feeding it spam....

:stun:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Yeah, you're right. It would be more effective if I left it in the can and clubbed you with it.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

COme on now Hertz, that's seals, not penguins....

 

[Antarctican]

(Glad nothing like that happens in Canada)



(And you're a big help, Chris! layball: )

 

[Hertz van Rental]

COme on now Hertz, that's seals, not penguins....

Surely we can make an exception just this once?
If not I'll just have to buy her the seal suit...

 

[Antarctican]

Although I am exceptional, the only clubbing I will tolerate involves going out on the town.

<--- (All too accurate view of me trying to dance. Not a pretty sight)