Hertz spams his way to 20,000.

[Hertz van Rental]

Come on TPFers.
We haven't got a playpen or sandpit so we should have a quiet corner somewhere in here for the little kids to play where they are out of the way.
You've locked the other thread so I've opened this one for them.


:smileys:

 

[LaFoto]

Oh dear, this may be too much for poor ScottS ... he will be all unable to resist the temptation now. Hertz-Hertz-Hertz, what are you doing???

 

[Alex_B]

*thread locked*

 

[Arch]

*thread locked*

im tempted... so tempted.

 

[Alex_B]

im tempted... so tempted.

damn, it did not work ... (my locking of the thread)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Hertz-Hertz-Hertz, what are you doing???

Just seeing how far I have to go before the penny drops.

 

[nealjpage]

It's just server space.

 

[kundalini]

You've locked the other thread so I've opened this one for them.

My bad. :blushing:

 

[nealjpage]

Oh, and by the way, I think that George A. Hormel & Company frowns on the use of their well-selling, award-winning, and palate-pleasing SPAM in such a negative manner. They've got lawyers, man. Good ones.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I use Spam substitute. It's all perfectly legal.

 

[LaFoto]

Ugh. I am sure the substitute tastes even worse! I doubt I could be tempted to even try the original ... I have seen in it a shop on the IOW once (and only that once in all my life, thank God!) and did NOT think it could possibly be nice.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It's pink, it's soft and it comes in a can. What's not to love?

 

[nealjpage]

It tastes like ham and is really salty.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Better and better.
And when you get tired of eating it it's very good for sealing gaps around windows and filling holes in car bodywork.

 

[jstuedle]

Better and better.
And when you get tired of eating it it's very good for sealing gaps around windows and filling holes in car bodywork.

Not to mention it's good bug, mouse, rat, cat and dog repellent. Don't work on otters and penguins though.