Hovering Parents

[snowbear115 46]

Welcome aboard.

Include an "aggravation fee" in the contract that you charge for those times.

 

[bratkinson]

Fortunately, I never had to deal with kids in my career. I could just envision how I'd respond when they rub their jelly covered hands on the front of my f1.2 lens...

I think I'd use a combination of 'Dirty Harry' and 'The Godfather' to control the parents..."This is a 44 magnum...either you or your brains will be outside the door in 5 seconds..."

And THAT'S why I never had any kids!

 

[mmaria]

Edited: deleted everything, too much wrong words