how far back do you remember?

[Chiller]

I think my earliest memory goes back to when I was 5. We had show and tell at kindergarden, and I took one of those snow globes. We had little lockers in the class, and I put the globe in my cubicle. Somehow I managed to drop it, and it shattered in a pieces at the bottom. In my panic, I took my jacket and my belongings and moved to another locker. I took the jacket that was in that locker and put it in my old water soaked locker. To this day, they never figured out who owned it, cause when it came my time for show and tell, the day was over. I just ended up bring some little car the next day. I remember the teacher lectureing the class the next day about responsibilty too.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I can remember crawling out of the primordial ooze - it was the junk mail waiting for me that really sticks in my mind though...