How much stupid can we fit in one thread?

[bentcountershaft]

I think some of the stupid leaked out of this thread, and infected some people today.... just saying!

That's what I've been trying to prevent all along, but this thread couldn't contain all the stupid. Like I said, we need a bigger thread.

 

[duhast]

Eagle antelope horn. Don't neglect my dodge wambesi two stripe.

 

[kathyt]

I love how QVC is describing their Philosophy products right now. It is hilarious. They are products for my face and skin QVC! I don't want to eat them! Stop using words like succulent and delicious. Arrggg QVC!

 

[pgriz]

Ah, yes... QVC. Their 800 number is two digits off our 800 number. We get more QVC return merchandise calls than we get our own calls. And the customers refuse to believe they misdialed. So now, when we get one of these, we switch to French. We tried Spanish earlier, but they then get excited and tell us all about their lives. With French, we get quicker hang-ups.