How unhealthy is flash?

Unless you are an epileptic, no worries!

Of course if you just really don't want to be there. In which case the strobes will lead indirectly to a fatal disorder called "Heavy Sigh Syndrome" or HSS.

HSS is most often found in the young and inattentive. HSS can lead directly to GFOOH (Get Fooking Out Of Here) disease in others which is often followed by an uncontrollable fit of throwing things by the GFOOH sufferer and then uncontrollable twitching in the HSS sufferer followed by ROITS (Running Out In The Street) syndrome where large metal objects (cars, trucks and/or buses) will eventually lead to the HSS sufferer's demise.

DO NOT become an HSS sufferer! HSS Can be fought off by large amounts of coffee and a strong attention to detail.

Good luck to you
 

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